Urgent Notice: Missing

 

 

The Gritty Gambhir – last seen fighting bravely the pace of Steyn/Morkel in SA in Jan2011 . Please can you find him and  return him to the Indian team in Aus

The Fiery Sehwag – last seen thrashing New Zealand in Ahmedabad in Nov2010. He has got lost in the land of Gandhi. We need our  Machine Gun back not this Gandhian we are seeing currently in Aus.

The Solid Dravid – last seen saving India the blemishes at the Oval in England 2011. England please build your own Wall to compete with China, we need ours back to bounce off the Aussie pace.

The Elegant VVS – last seen relishing WI in WI and at Eden Gardens, Kolkatta. Aus is already here, someone please remind VVS he loves Aus and not WI – he cannot breakup with Aus after an affair of 10+ years.

Batsman at No6 – Missing in action since Saurav retired in 2008. Rohit/Kohli one of you please take charge and make it your own now!

 

The above people have been missing for long now, their fans are worried. If anyone of you happens to see them – please can you mail us at the following address:

Hope [at] IndianCricketFan[dot]com